Okay. So. Where am I today?
APPARENTLY THE EAST COAST OF NORTH AMERICA!
WHY HELLO THERE ATLANTIC OCEAN I DIDN'T SEE YOU SNEAKING UP ON ME.
I don't think I'm ready to drive into that particular body of water yet.
Done north, done east. Sure, let's drive south.
Aw, not going to come visit? Probably a good move on your part. I'd just call the police on you.
ReplyDeleteI could still swing by and set your house on fire.
ReplyDeleteAs fun as arson can be setting things on fire doesn't sound like a constructive outlet.
ReplyDeleteDoubt it. Even I don't know what my house looks like or how to get there. Such a strange thing, to have one's family move while one is away at school.
ReplyDeleteUnless you mean to burn down my dorm? Because that definitely won't work. Popcorn sets off the fire alarms, so actual fire would too, and the fire department is only 15 minutes away.
South is good. I happen to be quite fond of the South.
ReplyDelete@Ben: Oh well, can't torch every cynical bastard.
ReplyDelete@Elaine: So I hear! Long haul to your particular end of the country as I reckon it though. If you happen to know anyone out this way need's a lift, and doesn't mind loud music, I might be willing to take them a ways.
As I said, drop me an email and we'll talk. I just might...
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