Tuesday, November 8, 2011

The music can be found here, do mind the changes to the lyrics (Michael's on the right, my own on the left) if you decide you'd like to sing along

It's not easy having yourself a good time~
Greasing up those bets and betters
Watching out they done four letter
Fuck and kiss you both at the same time (<3 Lis)
Smells like something I've forgotten
Curled up, died and now it's rotten
I'm not a gangster tonight
Don't want to be a bad guy
I'm just a joker baby,
And now you've gotten in my way!
*Chorus!*
I can't decide
whether we should live or die
Oh your haven't got the courage
Just go hang your head and cry
No wonder why
my heart feels dead inside
It's cold and hard and petrified
Lock the doors and close the blinds
We're going for a ride!
It's a bitch convincing people to trust me
If I stop now call me a quitter
If lies were cats you'd be a litter
Pleasing everyone isn't like you
Dancing jigs until I'm crippled
Slug ten drinks I won't get pickled
I've got to hand it to you
You've played by all the same rules
It takes the truth to fool, see
And now you've made me angry
*Chorus!*
I can't decide
Whether we should live or die
Oh you haven't got the courage
Just go hang your head an cry
No wonder why
My heart feels dead inside
it's cold and hard and petrified
Lock the doors and close the blinds
We're going for a ride!
Oh I could throw you in the lake
Or feed you poisoned birthday cake
I won't deny I won't miss you when you're gone
Oh I could bury you alive
But you might crawl out with a knife
And kill me when I'm sleeping
That's why!

*Chorus!*
I can't decide
whether we should live or die
Oh you haven't got the courage
Just go hang your head and cry
No wonder why
my heart feels dead inside
it's cold and hard and petrified
Lock the doors and close the blinds
We're going for a ride!

11 comments:

  1. Questions, Comments, Concerns?
    May all be tied to a self-addressed, stamped rat (or equivalent) and wrapped in a five dollar bill (or equivalent) and tossed in the nearest sewer.

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  2. Holy fuck. Michael, don't give up. Please, don't give up.

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  3. Aw, don't die. Then who would I troll?

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  5. I have to admit, that's the most fun I've had while reading about a mental breakdown EVER.

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  6. You can stop blaming other people for your own faults. You can just stop. It's not okay.

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  7. Maybe you need that place in purgatory more than I do. Are you even trying to control yourself?

    Really?

    -Joel

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  8. Actually, I think he'd rather take your spot in hell at this point. But it'd make everything so... messy.

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  9. Interesting song....kinda freaky at first but it's slowly growing on me as it goes on.

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