Tuesday, September 13, 2011

Direct transcription, audio recording

Apologies, transliteration and transcription are not my strong suit.

N: It's ah... fuck, what the hell sort of time is it
[silence, interspersed with sounds of things moving about]
N: FUCK. It's two in the morning. What sort of time is two in the morning.
N: September 12.
N: Time [pause] Time is 2:15 ante meridian. Sleep lasted [pause] five hours. FIVE.
[silence]
N: I shouldn't have slept that long. nonononononono, I shouldn't have slept that long and wake up normally. Thereweren'tanytrees.
[further cursing, shuffling followed by a loud bang]
N: FUCK! fuckfuckfuckfuck. Door's locked, no marks on my face, none on my arms.
[hard to discern, believe correct transcription follows]
N: Nothing [indistinct muttering] THIS IS RIDICULOUS!
[silence, several minutes, sound of wings flapping appears at several points, source unclear]
N: Storm is coming
[Recording ends]

---Corwin
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14 comments:

  1. The Jade RabbitTuesday, September 13, 2011 at 12:24:00 AM EDT

    God Nemo.

    Raven, where the hell is he.

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  2. MichaelTuesday, September 13, 2011 at 12:31:00 AM EDT

    Here. Alive.

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  3. The Jade RabbitTuesday, September 13, 2011 at 12:46:00 AM EDT

    Oh. (You can't see it but I'm making a surprised face as I delete a very aggressive message intended for a certain bird brain,)

    Are you alright?
    No marks, but what exactly is going on? And what's with all the Shakespeare and Alice quotes?

    I saw that post, and I guess I assumed Raven was messing with us or something.

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  4. MichaelTuesday, September 13, 2011 at 8:57:00 AM EDT

    I've been out of it for a while. Not sure if I was on a walk-about or just sleeping.

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  5. The Jade RabbitTuesday, September 13, 2011 at 10:54:00 AM EDT

    If the door was locked and there aren't any marks, you might have just been asleep.

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  6. The Jade RabbitTuesday, September 13, 2011 at 11:04:00 PM EDT

    Corwin sent me a package that's supposed to be arriving soon. I think, (his infinite symbolism was a bit hard to decode,) he wants me to head to Canada.

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  7. MichaelWednesday, September 14, 2011 at 12:17:00 AM EDT

    HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAA
    Oh god. That's hilarious. I think I'll need proof of that first.

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  8. The Jade RabbitWednesday, September 14, 2011 at 12:35:00 AM EDT

    Well there's twenty Canadian dollars in it. Not sure where else I could send that.

    Where exactly did he get firearms do you suppose. Not sure what I'm going to be doing with those other than shooting myself in the foot.

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  9. MichaelWednesday, September 14, 2011 at 7:53:00 PM EDT

    I assume you mean "spend"? You may be mercifully unaware of the meaning of currency in increments of twenty with regards to the faceless, be-suited bastard.
    Let us enlighten you.

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  10. The Jade RabbitThursday, September 15, 2011 at 1:38:00 AM EDT

    Aww, I thought I'd come pay you a visit. Maybe beat up on Eve with my new shovel.

    Ah well. Maybe I'll make a paper airplane out of it and try to send it your way.

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  11. MichaelThursday, September 15, 2011 at 9:35:00 AM EDT

    It's probably less horrible here than Arizona. More trees though.
    Shovels are good, and that particular proxy is back in Toronto as far as I know.

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  12. The Jade RabbitThursday, September 15, 2011 at 4:51:00 PM EDT

    Heh Heh, At least it isn't 90 degrees over there.

    Shovels are good. :)

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  13. MichaelThursday, September 15, 2011 at 5:00:00 PM EDT

    No (by the way, it took much too long to convert to farenheit) it's about fifty and breezy here.
    Fall weather at last.

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  14. The Jade RabbitThursday, September 15, 2011 at 7:19:00 PM EDT

    Oh right. America is fail and can't use practical units. God it makes science class hard.

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