Tuesday, September 13, 2011

Direct transcription, audio recording

Apologies, transliteration and transcription are not my strong suit.

N: It's ah... fuck, what the hell sort of time is it
[silence, interspersed with sounds of things moving about]
N: FUCK. It's two in the morning. What sort of time is two in the morning.
N: September 12.
N: Time [pause] Time is 2:15 ante meridian. Sleep lasted [pause] five hours. FIVE.
N: I shouldn't have slept that long. nonononononono, I shouldn't have slept that long and wake up normally. Thereweren'tanytrees.
[further cursing, shuffling followed by a loud bang]
N: FUCK! fuckfuckfuckfuck. Door's locked, no marks on my face, none on my arms.
[hard to discern, believe correct transcription follows]
N: Nothing [indistinct muttering] THIS IS RIDICULOUS!
[silence, several minutes, sound of wings flapping appears at several points, source unclear]
N: Storm is coming
[Recording ends]



  1. Oh. (You can't see it but I'm making a surprised face as I delete a very aggressive message intended for a certain bird brain,)

    Are you alright?
    No marks, but what exactly is going on? And what's with all the Shakespeare and Alice quotes?

    I saw that post, and I guess I assumed Raven was messing with us or something.

  2. I've been out of it for a while. Not sure if I was on a walk-about or just sleeping.

  3. If the door was locked and there aren't any marks, you might have just been asleep.

  4. Corwin sent me a package that's supposed to be arriving soon. I think, (his infinite symbolism was a bit hard to decode,) he wants me to head to Canada.

    Oh god. That's hilarious. I think I'll need proof of that first.

  6. Well there's twenty Canadian dollars in it. Not sure where else I could send that.

    Where exactly did he get firearms do you suppose. Not sure what I'm going to be doing with those other than shooting myself in the foot.

  7. I assume you mean "spend"? You may be mercifully unaware of the meaning of currency in increments of twenty with regards to the faceless, be-suited bastard.
    Let us enlighten you.

  8. Aww, I thought I'd come pay you a visit. Maybe beat up on Eve with my new shovel.

    Ah well. Maybe I'll make a paper airplane out of it and try to send it your way.

  9. It's probably less horrible here than Arizona. More trees though.
    Shovels are good, and that particular proxy is back in Toronto as far as I know.

  10. Heh Heh, At least it isn't 90 degrees over there.

    Shovels are good. :)

  11. No (by the way, it took much too long to convert to farenheit) it's about fifty and breezy here.
    Fall weather at last.

  12. Oh right. America is fail and can't use practical units. God it makes science class hard.