The music can be found here, do mind the changes to the lyrics (Michael's on the right, my own on the left) if you decide you'd like to sing along

It's not easy having yourself a good time~
Greasing up those bets and betters
Watching out they done four letter
Fuck and kiss you both at the same time (<3 Lis)

Smells like something I've forgotten
Curled up, died and now it's rotten

I'm not a gangster tonight

Don't want to be a bad guy

I'm just a joker baby,
And now you've gotten in my way!

*Chorus!*

I can't decide
whether we should live or die

Oh your haven't got the courage
Just go hang your head and cry

No wonder why
my heart feels dead inside
It's cold and hard and petrified

Lock the doors and close the blinds
We're going for a ride!

It's a bitch convincing people to trust me
If I stop now call me a quitter

If lies were cats you'd be a litter
Pleasing everyone isn't like you

Dancing jigs until I'm crippled
Slug ten drinks I won't get pickled

I've got to hand it to you
You've played by all the same rules

It takes the truth to fool, see
And now you've made me angry

*Chorus!*

I can't decide
Whether we should live or die

Oh you haven't got the courage
Just go hang your head an cry

No wonder why
My heart feels dead inside
it's cold and hard and petrified

Lock the doors and close the blinds
We're going for a ride!

Oh I could throw you in the lake
Or feed you poisoned birthday cake

I won't deny I won't miss you when you're gone

Oh I could bury you alive
But you might crawl out with a knife
And kill me when I'm sleeping

That's why!

*Chorus!*

I can't decide
whether we should live or die

Oh you haven't got the courage

Just go hang your head and cry

No wonder why
my heart feels dead inside
it's cold and hard and petrified

Lock the doors and close the blinds
We're going for a ride!